The Conjuring Dilemma

So, picture this: priests standing in front of a cinema, rosaries in hand, praying fervently for moviegoers about to watch The Conjuring. Like, sis, are we watching a horror movie or signing up for a spiritual battle at the gates of Mordor?

It’s giving final destination but make it holy. If you need divine protection just to grab popcorn and sit in a dark room, maybe that’s the universe telling you to stick to rom-coms. Or better yet, animation—because I doubt Mickey Mouse has demons on speed dial.

But let’s be honest—half of us are thrill seekers. We say “I’m not scared” while secretly sleeping with the lights on and jumping at our own reflection in the bathroom mirror. Horror movies aren’t just films, they’re a lifestyle choice. And apparently, one that now comes with free prayers.

So should you still watch The Conjuring? Well, if you enjoy screaming into your hoodie, clutching your friend’s arm like it’s the last lifeboat on the Titanic, and convincing yourself that shadow in the corner is just the curtain, then absolutely, yes.

But remember: if priests are already covering you in holy backup before you even buy your ticket, maybe—just maybe that’s your cue to stream something lighter at home. Because nothing says “bad idea” like needing divine Wi-Fi to survive a movie.

At the end of the day, it’s your choice: popcorn and panic… or peace and Pixar.